who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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