Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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