Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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