but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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