Your tits are I can't wait for
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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