Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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