But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize
