Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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