maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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