super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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