Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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