For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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