great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
