Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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