and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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