On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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