ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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