brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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