Where is the hickey?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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