No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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