I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
