what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You pole danced in your parka.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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