did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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