whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just want to make out with him forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize