You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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