due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You took a bar mat shot.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Bring me that man meat
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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