i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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