a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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