NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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