Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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