Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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