i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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