Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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