I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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