Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Fuck appropriateness.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You ruined the universe
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
