After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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