i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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