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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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