what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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