In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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