This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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