Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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