didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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