Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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