You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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