i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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