Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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