Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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