It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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