I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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