my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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