I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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