you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I didn't notice because vodka
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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