no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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