They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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