I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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